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Program: Uneven Waves

Czarna Wolgastar presents "Uneven Waves," the sound of jazz aliens playing surf, Spaghetti Westerns, James Bond, and Hollywood hits over Balkan, Greek, and Turkish rhythms. Whenever the space ship Wolgastar 1 returns to Earth, three non-corporeal Wolgastarian entities embody three members of the Orchestrotica's quintet: Tev Stevig (guitar), Michael Harrist (bass), and Brian O'Neill (drums). Together, the trio—or sextet, depending on how you think of it—release a strange, other-worldly cocktail of original intergalactic balkan surf jazz and American sounds from The Mandalorian to Moon River. Available on a planet near you.

Format

• (2) 45-minute halves or (1) 75-90 min. show
• On request, an alien intro video can be projected, customized to your town/community.

So, how do you say it!?

In English, it sounds like "Charna Volgastar!"

Artistic Note from the Wolgastarians

(approx. Wolgastarian → English Translation):

Czarna Wolgastar is world's only Wolgastarian surf rock trio in whole of Milky Way land. After visiting planet Earth land while touring big galaxy, their spaceboard, Wolgastar I, crashed on beach Albania close by. Stuck like a tape on earthland, the group now travels the Balkan sand and water ways, picking up surfing, fast picking, and music traditions of countries on journey, as they search for gasoline to take ship in the empty space black. Should you encounter big big ship or their music, under never no circumstances attempt to board Wolgastar I or record their music. Czarna Wolga is not toy, listened to on recorded media, or performance at home. Czarna Wolga never forgets!